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frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

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yourspookyknightofbreath:

all the retail stores right now

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THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

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angry90slesbian:

I’m in the living room and I could hear my mom on the phone down in the basement trying to fix something in the vent. So naturally I went over to the vent and went "OOOoooOOOHHHhhhh DeBORaHH!!!!! ThhIIISSSsss Issss YouRR CONSCIENCEEEEE!!!! ConFEsSS TO thAT MURDER YooouUU CooMMiTtEEDDdd in 1983!!!!"

and all I heard back was

I’m gonna have to call you back. My kids being a fucking idiot again.”

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raccoonrocketeer:

ancient nerds

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“99 problems, getting pregnant ain’t 1”

– All the gays (via thebeachthing)

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